stupor 

: a condition in which someone is not able to think normally because of being drunk, drugged, tired, etc.

He fell into a drunken stupor.
drug-induced stupors.
in a stupor of fatigue.

stupor by toxicvic June 28, 2019

stupor 

i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.

stupor by Tom December 14, 2004

Stupor Bowl 

Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.

Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.

Stupor Bowl by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

stupor market 

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

stupor market by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

stupor-computer 

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.

stupor-computer by Mattemo March 16, 2009

stupor hero

A derogatory remark used to describe the ultimate life of the party. The Stupor Hero has usually consumed mass quantities of alcohol and possesses fictitious abilities such as invincibility, suaveness, intelligence, charisma and good looks.

"Dude, did you see Richard last night at the bar??"

"Yeah, what a Stupor Hero!"

stupor hero by Curtis Krunk September 24, 2008

Stupor-stoned 

A feeling at ease; an intense tranquility that transcends sobriety.

Dude, those headies were so dank, I am stupor-stoned. I think I just attained Nirvana.

Stupor-stoned by Drunk-Jesus January 26, 2009