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: a condition in which someone is not able to think normally because of being drunk, drugged, tired, etc.
He fell into a drunken stupor.
drug-induced stupors.
in a stupor of fatigue.
stupor by toxicvic June 28, 2019
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i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
stupor by Tom December 14, 2004

Stupor Bowl 

Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.
Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.
Stupor Bowl by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

stupor market 

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.
Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
stupor market by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

stupor-computer 

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.
stupor-computer by Mattemo March 16, 2009

stupor hero

A derogatory remark used to describe the ultimate life of the party. The Stupor Hero has usually consumed mass quantities of alcohol and possesses fictitious abilities such as invincibility, suaveness, intelligence, charisma and good looks.
"Dude, did you see Richard last night at the bar??"

"Yeah, what a Stupor Hero!"
stupor hero by Curtis Krunk September 24, 2008

Stupor-stoned 

A feeling at ease; an intense tranquility that transcends sobriety.
Dude, those headies were so dank, I am stupor-stoned. I think I just attained Nirvana.
Stupor-stoned by Drunk-Jesus January 26, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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