: a condition in which someone is not able to think normally because of being drunk, drugged, tired, etc.
by toxicvic June 29, 2019
i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
by Tom December 14, 2004
by I, Wreckerrr February 05, 2017
"Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine, probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”
by Rob Ford November 05, 2013
A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 02, 2019
Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.
by KungFu Donut February 08, 2008
Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2008