BlastyFace Share definition Flag To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable. Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen. BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the BlastyFace mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch