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a nasty blowjob. one that leaves a mess of saliva, usually the result of heavy deep throating.
my girlfriend got on her knees and gave me one hell of a blasty last night!
blasty by captain corndog36 April 13, 2011

blasty blast 

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
blasty blast by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

Blasty-blast 

to be epically fun and/or amazing in adventure quality
That party was a Blasty-blast!

Blasty McNasty

Any person having an extremely great time at a party or event would be known as having a Blasty McNasty.

A heightened sense of crunk.
I had a Blasty McNasty at the party last night.

My birthday was a Blasty McNasty.
Blasty McNasty by coffeesamuri February 2, 2010

Blasty Blast 

(n): The act of a guy cumming on someone else.
"She took a blasty blast in the eye last night."

Can also be used in verb form, i.e. "I blasty blasted all over her face."
Blasty Blast by DCfan2009 December 6, 2011

Blasty McBirdshot 

1. A term to describe Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney, given the fact that he had shot a companion in the face while hunting for birds.
The safest place to stand while hunting with Blasty McBirdshot is behind him.
Blasty McBirdshot by jesster79 October 17, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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