Blastykarp

One of the most delicious turtle species. You can fry, boil, or eat it raw.

Human 1: We have stuck in this jungle for 3 days and we can't find anything to eat...
Human 2: Hey dude, I found a turtle!
Human 1: I don't think that's edible.
Human 2: It's a Blastykarp.
Human 1: The fryer is ready, sir.

by Bakuretsu May 10, 2020