Blackrod 

The famous Dirtrod town located next to Horwich. You surely know you have entered Blackrod when you smell the fowelness of shit in your nose and tracktors roaming the streets, The famous two shops in Blackrod are the Spar and Johns Off Licence where the vermin of the citizens scavange for food. A typical Blackrod citizen is inbred with 6 fingers and a hunchback the most famous hunchback of Blackrod is known as Wobbler or (Creature) as Horwich calls him. Town Paedophiles are common in Blackrod and you will never see a car with the make of Ferrari, Lamborghini or Maserati if so this is because an outsider is lost and ended up in the shithole of the place. Blackrod technology is still in progress their latest invention is the sqaure wheel and the first carriage has 2 horse power.

Blackrod

Blackrod by Blackrod May 20, 2011

Blackrod Sausage 

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.

"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."

Blackrod Sausage by Merce1122 January 16, 2010

Rivington and Blackrod High School 

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.

Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted

Rivington and Blackrod High School by dogfucker21do_one May 6, 2018

rivington and blackrod high school 

its a fucking shithole. The students torment each other for no reasons. The y9s are proper scary (2023) . And the y7s look like they belong in nursery.

Friends aren't real in this school. If you have any problems, the teachers are not helpful, infact the pastoral leader will get angry at you if your brain is fucked up (no joke, happened to me).
90% of the kids here are special.
Pedos everywhere, especially maths

rivington and blackrod high school

rivington and blackrod high school by unknownshark March 9, 2023

Blackrom

A Blackrom describes a category of relationships that fall under the hate hemisphere, and are associated with the color black. They are tied to strongly negative emotions.

There are two kinds of Blackroms: Auspisticism and Kismesissitude.

1. An auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Auspisticism need only be felt by the auspistice and not the two parties in the mediated relationship.

2. Kismesissitude is linked to hatred, and it is necessary that both parties feel hatred towards each other. Although, it may be based on a mix of hatred and sexual attraction. The person you feel kismesissitude for is known as your kismesis. The term is closely related to "potent arch-rivalry".

John: What's with Rose and Eridan these days?
Dave: I don't know man, but I smell a Blackrom brewing.

Blackrom by bottledair May 4, 2014

Blackrobatics 

a. the innate ability of colored people to perform exemplary kinesthetic feats

b. The act of running, jumping over obstacles and evading pursuers with ease

c. the illusory correlation or attribution of color as an explanation of athletic ability

My best friend of color totally cleared that fence using blackrobatics.

Blackrobatics by MLLmll September 25, 2010

Blackrolled 

Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.

I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.

Blackrolled by GK One April 7, 2011