Blackbode 

The most handsome piece of shit you'll ever come by. Most likely has a dick twelve inches or longer and will pound your sister on Saturdays, because he's busy praying in church on Saturdays. Probably ripped as shit and will with guarantee make you more wet than the Niagara falls. Domestic masculinity-monster on testosterone, will make you crawl into a corner like the inferior rat you are.

Oh no it's Blackbode, now I'll need new pants.

Blackbode by Uncle Tismo November 9, 2020

Jellyfish Backbone 

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

Jellyfish Backbone by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Blackhole sun 

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.

Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.

Blackhole sun by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

Blackademic 

A well educated nigga.

That nigga is such a blackademic.

Blackademic by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

Ritchie Blackmore 

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.

1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.

Ritchie Blackmore by RJD November 21, 2004

blackade 

A blackade is a very large crowd of black girls and/or guys blocking a hallway in school or any other place. It can be very annoying at times when trying to get to somewhere in a hurry, especially when they start yelling at you for no other reason than getting knocked over by themselves.

Bob: Man, I really have to get to math class. O crap Its a blackade!

Black girl: AWWW HELL NAW

blackade by nocoffee4me June 4, 2005

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013