bitchtoid

A variant of the words bitch and altoid. Bitch, meaning a very shrew-ish person, is combined with Altoid, the curiously strong mint, to form Bitchtoid, a curiously strong and sometimes painful bitch. Definitly a lot worse to deal with than just a normal bitch.

Damn, my ex is such a bitchtoid, she just punched me in the face and broke my nose.

by Guernica322 December 15, 2008

Bitchcoin

When a woman relies on guys to buy her drinks

"Lol, hey, so, I'm gonna pay in Bitchcoin. Who wants to buy me a drink?

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

by Conk April 20, 2004

Bitchidus

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.

That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.

by tps32 March 10, 2008

Bitchtini

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka.

Drank solely by weebs.

"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?"

"Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!"

"We all hate you Caleb."

by TimesAreToughMan December 22, 2020

bitchPod

A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.

Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.

by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012