Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Bitchtini

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka.

Drank solely by weebs.

"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?"

"Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!"

"We all hate you Caleb."

by TimesAreToughMan December 23, 2020

Dirty Dutcher

Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.

Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.

by TimesAreToughMan February 28, 2021

vextos

A person who purposely annoys others.

Man, he's trolling on discord again.

Who?

That vextos guy

Oh it's probably because his wife's a whore.

by TimesAreToughMan January 29, 2022

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 19, 2020

Bateknuck

When you don't wipe your hands off completely after some self love and leave knuckle children.

"hey dude, might want to go wash, you got some bateknuck going on there."

by TimesAreToughMan January 11, 2021