Definitions by TimesAreToughMan

vextos 

A person who purposely annoys others.

Man, he's trolling on discord again.

Who?

That vextos guy

Oh it's probably because his wife's a whore.

vextos by TimesAreToughMan January 28, 2022

Dirty Dutcher 

Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.

Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.

Dirty Dutcher by TimesAreToughMan February 27, 2021

Bateknuck 

When you don't wipe your hands off completely after some self love and leave knuckle children.

"hey dude, might want to go wash, you got some bateknuck going on there."

Bateknuck by TimesAreToughMan January 10, 2021

Lang's Gamble 

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

Lang's Gamble by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Bitchtini 

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka.

Drank solely by weebs.

"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?"

"Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!"

"We all hate you Caleb."

Bitchtini by TimesAreToughMan December 22, 2020

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

parker vale by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020