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Bitchitis
An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019
Related Words
Bitchidus • Bitchious • bitchitus • Bitchduster • Bitchimus Prime • Bitch Dust • Dumb bitch-itus • Bitchduck • bitchiness • bitchbuster
Bitchduck
Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.
Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010
Bitchbuster
I ain't scared of no bitch. Who you gonna call? Bitchbusters
Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.
Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.
Bitchbuster by Albevada November 30, 2011
Constructive Bitchicism
con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012
dumb bitchitis
The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie
dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020
Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude
A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011
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