A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.
"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.
by Fuzzster January 13, 2017
by yuoihjol January 25, 2006
Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
by Thank God For Police June 27, 2021
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021