bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017

toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)

When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH

by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016

toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com

a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.

by chpsrmne September 29, 2013

Toilet Paper Bitch

When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.

Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!

by SKEET SKEET SKEET NIGGA! October 4, 2007