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bitch-toilet 

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.
"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.
bitch-toilet by Fuzzster January 14, 2017
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toilet bitch 

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
toilet bitch by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

The Toilet Paper Bitch 

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

Toilet Paper Bitch 

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch
mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

toilet bowl bitch 

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
toilet bowl bitch by chpsrmne September 29, 2013

Toilet Paper Bitch 

When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.
Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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