bitchPod

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A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.

Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.

bitchPod by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012

Words you can keep

bitchPod

When your iPod stops functioning correctly or when the battery dies quicker than it should.

God damnit, my bitchPod keeps cutting my songs short!

bitchPod by Hextacy March 11, 2007

Related Words

bitchPod • bitch podium • bitchpad • bitchgoddess • bitchpocket • bitchpowered • Bitchrod • Bitchapodium • bitchbody • Bitchcode

Bitchpocolypse

The gathering of female dogs and expecting males being disappointed cause of the miss understanding.

guy1:Dude that Bitchpocolypse was such a boner killer.

guy2:I know so i guess im still forever alone.

Bitchpocolypse by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo July 17, 2013

Bitchpo

an awesome, beautiful, drunk woman that can hang, dance and is a cuuuuutie!

Bitchpo, come have a shot with me!

Bitchpo by babyfingas April 22, 2011

bitchplode

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion

"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"

bitchplode by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

bitchgoddess

The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"

Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dying marriage...or a dwindling bank account.

bitchgoddess by RogueWarrior1957 November 11, 2006

bitchpowered

when you prefer being called a bitch than a slut because the former is 'cause of your attitude while the later for your sexual history

Bitch please, I'm no slut, I'm bitchpowered to the max.

bitchpowered by sadlynoone September 19, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026