bitchPod

A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.

Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.

by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012

bitchPod

When your iPod stops functioning correctly or when the battery dies quicker than it should.

God damnit, my bitchPod keeps cutting my songs short!

by Hextacy March 11, 2007

Bitchpocolypse

The gathering of female dogs and expecting males being disappointed cause of the miss understanding.

guy1:Dude that Bitchpocolypse was such a boner killer.

guy2:I know so i guess im still forever alone.

by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo July 17, 2013

Bitchpo

an awesome, beautiful, drunk woman that can hang, dance and is a cuuuuutie!

Bitchpo, come have a shot with me!

by babyfingas April 22, 2011

bitchplode

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion

"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"

by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

bitchgoddess

The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"

Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dying marriage...or a dwindling bank account.

by RogueWarrior1957 November 11, 2006

bitchpowered

when you prefer being called a bitch than a slut because the former is 'cause of your attitude while the later for your sexual history

Bitch please, I'm no slut, I'm bitchpowered to the max.

by sadlynoone September 19, 2019