Bitchsplitter 

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.

Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

Bitchsplitter by Clint "Bitchsplitter" E July 6, 2005

Bitch Splitter 

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

Bitch Splitter by stanielle May 3, 2006

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

purple headed bitch splitter by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

Big black bitch splitter. 

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.

That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

Big black bitch splitter. by Sittingbully January 11, 2012

bitchsitter 

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

bitchsitter by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

Mammoth Bitch Splitter 

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

Mammoth Bitch Splitter by APervert May 13, 2005

Bitchsitter 

The guy that the other guys leave with the wives and girlfriends. He tends to the bitches while the men are away.

This weekend is the guys big fishing trip, but the girls will be in good hands with the usual bitchsitter, Javen.

Bitchsitter by Cryptolene May 16, 2025