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Bitchsprint

A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.
When the cops showed up, those drunk girls bitchsprinted for the hills!
by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015
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Bitchprincess

Since he got into drag culture, he's been a total bitchprincess.
by MachopUsedPound July 29, 2016
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BitchScript

Handwriting that is too fancy, too neat, or too pretty to be from the person who wrote it; Feminine like handwriting; A male that has feminie like handwriting.

A female from the urban subculture that creates an elaborate false testimony, in order to save themselves from accusation and/or to accuse or condemn other parties.
Hey man your writing is either BitchScript or I need to meet the lady that wrote this, because she has gotta be a hottie...

Deborah was giving the police the BitchScript like she did not do anything wrong...
by Pointcrossed November 19, 2005
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Bitchsplitter

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.
Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.
by Clint "Bitchsplitter" E July 6, 2005
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Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
by JediAndi December 2, 2005
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bitchscription

When you give a detailed, bitchy description of something.
Emily: I just saw the saddest man. Bald and short like George Costanza; he was less fat, but not thin. Wearing a hoodie and black running shoes with white socks. BUT the best part about his attire was his pants. Golden khaki in color, but in a softer fabric almost like flannel pajamas. ...and they were 2 inches too short. Hope my bitchscription of him cheers you up!
by LizzieDoob521 February 14, 2012
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