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Bitchprincess 

Since he got into drag culture, he's been a total bitchprincess.

BitchScript 

Handwriting that is too fancy, too neat, or too pretty to be from the person who wrote it; Feminine like handwriting; A male that has feminie like handwriting.

A female from the urban subculture that creates an elaborate false testimony, in order to save themselves from accusation and/or to accuse or condemn other parties.
Hey man your writing is either BitchScript or I need to meet the lady that wrote this, because she has gotta be a hottie...

Deborah was giving the police the BitchScript like she did not do anything wrong...
BitchScript by Pointcrossed November 19, 2005

Bitchsplitter 

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.
Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

Bitchscript 

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
Bitchscript by JediAndi December 2, 2005

bitchscription 

When you give a detailed, bitchy description of something.
Emily: I just saw the saddest man. Bald and short like George Costanza; he was less fat, but not thin. Wearing a hoodie and black running shoes with white socks. BUT the best part about his attire was his pants. Golden khaki in color, but in a softer fabric almost like flannel pajamas. ...and they were 2 inches too short. Hope my bitchscription of him cheers you up!
bitchscription by LizzieDoob521 February 14, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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