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Birthsplaining

The act of someone born in a country confidently explaining to immigrants or would-be immigrants how “easy” legal immigration is, usually without any firsthand experience of the process, and often ignoring its complexity, cost, and bureaucracy.
“After moving here, I got tired of all the birthsplaining from people who’ve never even filled out a visa form.”
Birthsplaining by Chasej001 August 13, 2025
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bitchsplaining 

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.
Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"

bitchsplaining 

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.
"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.
bitchsplaining by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016

Bitchsplaining 

The female mansplaining, with her skirt, her bossy attitude and her pointing finger, telling something you already know.
My girlfriend have just explained to me how an engine works and why I have to make maintenance, she was bitchsplaining about oil and sparkplugs and filters...
Bitchsplaining by Rgallo November 7, 2019

Bitchsplaining 

A portmanteau of 'Bitch' and 'Explaining' coined in response to the emergence and use of the term 'Mansplaining'. Bitchsplaining describes the act of explaining something in a manner deemed condescending.
Woman- "Oh, are you babysitting?"
Man- "No, i'm their father"
Woman- " Do you want me to explain how to make their lunch?"
Man- "No Bitchsplaining is necessary, thank you."

Britsplaining 

A post-colonialist mindset which makes British people mistake the global spread of their language as the global acceptance of their lifestyle.

It is a consequence of ethnocentrism: (evaluation of other cultures according to preconceptions originating in the standards and customs of one's own culture).
Example: in an international working environment, during a meeting, British native speakers explain “how things work” to colleagues from other countries.
British native management person: “You should rather have answered I AM NOT SURE to our client instead of Saying no”.

Colleague: “Thank you so much for the britsplaining. The client is French and I am Turkish and we perfectly understand each other”.
Britsplaining by Barabbaz June 30, 2021

britsplaining 

To explain or translate a lower form of english into a more smarter sounding "British" version.

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To correct a lower form of english into a higher form while in the process of belittling the victim
Person 1"Are all ar y'alls as totally stoked about that dive as i am dudes?"

Person 2 "Why yes, i was rather feeling quite impressed by that fair drinking estblishment"

Person 1 "Dude why y'all always Britsplaining to me, it could be Kryton or Lister, but dude, always me!"

Persone 2 "im British"