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bitch'd
When something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)
Related Words
binch'd • Bitch dick • bitch dependency • Bitch Dog • Bitch Day • bitch-down • Bitch ditch • bitch ditched • bitch'd • bitch drinks
Shit Bitch'd
During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
Shit Bitch'd by Jane Dover November 4, 2008
Fat Bitch'd
Leaving someone behind (likely an annoying person) like you would leave a fat chick chatting you up at a bar, usually without said fat chick's knowledge.
Bro Dude: Hey, I thought you were coming with Larry?
Bro Ham: He was taking so long, I fat bitch'd him!
Bro Ham: He was taking so long, I fat bitch'd him!
Fat Bitch'd by MichaelWM December 23, 2007
bitch'd off
Having a girlfriend who does'nt let you out of her site or you (Stupidly) not letting her out of your site
Being in love with a women
Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus
Being in love with a women
Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus
Friend 1: is Johnny out this weekend?
Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!
Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now
Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!
Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now
bitch'd off by BillyMcmad April 10, 2007
bitch'd up
bitch'd up by Matt M May 30, 2003
bitch'd
when you are skateboarding and you preform a trick that took you a while to get, then, a person will come up and do the same trick but on his/her first attempt and land it twice as cleaner and better than you just did.
" i fee like such a jerk! i accidentally bitch'd a kid; when he finally landed that frontside boardslide on the five set rail, i went up and did it first try!"
1st shredder: "dude, you just got bitch'd"
2nd shredder: " i know! that guy is such a dick!"
1st shredder: "dude, you just got bitch'd"
2nd shredder: " i know! that guy is such a dick!"
bitch'd by spoogemiester March 8, 2009
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