Fitterer's definitions
A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
by Fitterer September 21, 2008
Get the weekend lagmug. When something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Dude, this sucks. I can't go to the game on Saturday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night."
"Bitch'd."
"Dude, this sucks. I can't go to the game on Saturday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night."
"Bitch'd."
by Fitterer August 7, 2005
Get the bitch'dmug. Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.
"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."
by Fitterer April 10, 2006
Get the Stacy Stidsmug. To swing from some structure and let the dead weight of one's body slam into another person.
While obviously derived from hanging on the rim after a forceful dunk and letting one's body dangle in the face of an opponent for added emphasis, this act is most often done in real life while swinging from a lofted bed or ceiling fixture to knock an unsuspecting friend off balance or, if extremely successful, to the floor.
While obviously derived from hanging on the rim after a forceful dunk and letting one's body dangle in the face of an opponent for added emphasis, this act is most often done in real life while swinging from a lofted bed or ceiling fixture to knock an unsuspecting friend off balance or, if extremely successful, to the floor.
While Brad was looking the other way, Burg jumped up and grabbed the top of the doorway and went jam city on him.
by Fitterer July 16, 2008
Get the jam citymug. by Fitterer July 16, 2008
Get the Johnny McBustassmug. To do one particular activity for a period of time that most people would find to be excessive. Usually used to describe the act of playing a video game for an extremely long time.
"Damn, is Brian STILL in there?"
"Haha, yeah man, he just got a new expansion pack for that game so he's been creepin' out on that shit all day."
"Haha, yeah man, he just got a new expansion pack for that game so he's been creepin' out on that shit all day."
by Fitterer September 14, 2005
Get the creep outmug. A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.
Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.
by Fitterer May 1, 2005
Get the stack of dumb boxesmug.