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When something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Dude, this sucks. I can't go to the game on Saturday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night."
"Bitch'd."
bitch'd by Fitterer August 7, 2005
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when you are skateboarding and you preform a trick that took you a while to get, then, a person will come up and do the same trick but on his/her first attempt and land it twice as cleaner and better than you just did.
" i fee like such a jerk! i accidentally bitch'd a kid; when he finally landed that frontside boardslide on the five set rail, i went up and did it first try!"

1st shredder: "dude, you just got bitch'd"

2nd shredder: " i know! that guy is such a dick!"
bitch'd by spoogemiester March 8, 2009
When you do something stupid on accident, and everyone laughs at you for it.
bitch'd by electricpants March 3, 2017

bitch'd off 

Having a girlfriend who does'nt let you out of her site or you (Stupidly) not letting her out of your site

Being in love with a women

Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus
Friend 1: is Johnny out this weekend?

Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!

Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now
bitch'd off by BillyMcmad April 10, 2007

bitch'd up 

raped-many times-over an over again, kicked square in the nuts
Yo, viz just got Bitch'd Up, that nigga tried stealing my Corne Bred.
bitch'd up by Matt M May 30, 2003

Shit Bitch'd 

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.
During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
Shit Bitch'd by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

Fat Bitch'd

Leaving someone behind (likely an annoying person) like you would leave a fat chick chatting you up at a bar, usually without said fat chick's knowledge.
Bro Dude: Hey, I thought you were coming with Larry?

Bro Ham: He was taking so long, I fat bitch'd him!
Fat Bitch'd by MichaelWM December 23, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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