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Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)
Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!
Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Gone Beachin' 

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.
Beachin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Beachin involves finding an empty beach and laying in the sand with your friends staring at the universe. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The ocean breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Beachin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Beachin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Beaching provides a great view of the open ocean. Beachin is related to Roofin. Beachin is the best.
Guy 1: Yo were Beachin!!!
*deep conversation*

Guy 2: Yo look at that star!

Guy 3: Oh Shoot!

Guy 4: Were Beachin
*deep conversation*

*deep conversation*

Girl 1: were Beachin!

*deep conversation*

Girl 2: Hell yea!

*deep conversation*

Girl 3: Look at that star!!

Girl 4: I think that is a planet over there? What do you think Guy 2?

Guy 2: Yea I think it is!

*deep conversation*
*deep conversation*
Beachin by Beachinisreal December 24, 2013

Berchansky'd 

To ditch or leave a group for another group of people who are significantly "cooler"
Jon and I went to the city yesterday to hang out with Katy, but she Berchansky'd us to hand out with Brandon. What a bitch!
Berchansky'd by PH7 February 25, 2017

Breachfinger 

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
Breachfinger by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

palm beaching 

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's
palm beaching by 561Gansta January 26, 2014