Beachin 

Beachin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Beachin involves finding an empty beach and laying in the sand with your friends staring at the universe. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The ocean breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Beachin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Beachin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Beaching provides a great view of the open ocean. Beachin is related to Roofin. Beachin is the best.

Guy 1: Yo were Beachin!!!
*deep conversation*

Guy 2: Yo look at that star!

Guy 3: Oh Shoot!

Guy 4: Were Beachin
*deep conversation*

*deep conversation*

Girl 1: were Beachin!

*deep conversation*

Girl 2: Hell yea!

*deep conversation*

Girl 3: Look at that star!!

Girl 4: I think that is a planet over there? What do you think Guy 2?

Guy 2: Yea I think it is!

*deep conversation*
*deep conversation*

Beachin by Beachinisreal December 24, 2013

Beachin 

That feeling you get when sand begins to rape your pores and the clouds change demeanor. When it takes 1 hour to walk half a mile. When your vocabulary is limited to 3 short phrases. And all your friends look goofy as fuck. You wake up the next morning feeling like Chuckie from Shameless. And you realize you single handedly demolished 20 servings of goldfish in one stupendous day of confusion and laughter, but mostly confusion.

we been beachin

Beachin by fingbeachin June 6, 2021

Beachin' 

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

Beachin' by Kanak92 October 15, 2010

beachin' it

Seeking refuge or release by going to the beach; also synonymously used to decsribe that one is doing (or planning on doing) absolutely nothing: relaxing, zoning, etc.

Sorry, Louise. I wish I could come, but after the week I've had, I'm beachin' it that day. Have fun.

beachin' it by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

Gone Beachin' 

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)

1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.

Gone Beachin' by Otto & Twister June 1, 2013

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Benchinator 

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

Benchinator by s_k123 May 14, 2015