Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"
Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"
Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."
by OBEYSALE May 22, 2009
When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
by larsthesailorman April 10, 2011
When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!
by Lucas aka douche November 20, 2005
Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."
"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.
by Chalie Boy October 22, 2007
Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
by cabbagetreekiwi October 21, 2008
When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.
by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014
When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing
by C "Babyface" T September 7, 2011