Breaching

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

breaching

when having sex and the penis accidentally enters the anus.

we were doing it doggie style and she got breaching. woops anal sex

by joethewookie December 31, 2014

breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 9, 2009

breaching whale

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear

what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

AWESOME!

by soflippinglax June 10, 2011

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Breaching Submarine

Putting your finger(s) in your butthole while letting spurts of pee out to feel like edging.

"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."

"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."

by 9saf^ August 14, 2024