noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-
5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its
time with its
head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like
shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having
titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle
may linger for several more sets of
titties before quietly retreating back into its
shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles
may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"
"Yeah man! He waited through like
two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the
phat azz and big ole
tit-tays!"
