Definitions by bellyonyoback

Turkish bookmark 

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

Turkish bookmark by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Turkish obelisk 

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.

I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.

Turkish obelisk by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Breach 

When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.

There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.

Breach by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

Breachfinger 

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.

When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.

Breachfinger by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008