Turkish obelisk

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.

I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.

by bellyonyoback November 02, 2008

Breachfinger

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.

When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.

by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

Turkish bookmark

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

by bellyonyoback November 02, 2008

Breach

When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.

There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.

by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008