4 definitions by bellyonyoback
by bellyonyoback September 20, 2008
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
by bellyonyoback March 19, 2008
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
by bellyonyoback September 20, 2008
by bellyonyoback March 19, 2008