stained

Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?

by jakester17 March 2, 2008

stained

the effects of stain;feeling high

im so stained i cant feel my face

by Tim Doheny February 25, 2004

stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

by Jimmmy September 16, 2003

stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

stained

It's Staind not Stained.

Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.

by Sta as in Staples December 7, 2006

stained

An insignificant mainstream rock group who tried Intellectual rock but failed miserably.

Unfortunately they also attempted a cover of Tool's song "sober" who's main effect was to make everyone wish they werent.

"stained tried to leg hump Tool but failed to gain an erection quick enough"

by Frank November 2, 2003

stained

when a girl is on her period but she didnt know and when she found out she could have stains if you know what i mean..

"omg susy i think im stained. and these are my favorite jeans too!"

by reel em big March 27, 2008