beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity December 07, 2015

Beertard

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 21, 2006