3 definitions by beertunity

beermergency

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

by beertunity January 6, 2015

Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.

I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!

by beertunity October 21, 2014

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity December 7, 2015