betarded

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

by T-Man November 2, 2004

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

Betard

When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.

You Are Being A Betard Stupid 6 Year Old Admin

by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018

Betard

A person with 'Be' as a beginning of their name (Bernard / Beatrice / Becky etc) who is a retard. Combine the two - Betard.

Person 1: Why the hell is Beatty licking that window?
Person 2: Because she's a Betard.

by Emma Pies January 12, 2009

Betard

A word to describe someone who is simultaneously a beta and a retard.

"That Dan, he's a right betard"

by Danlikestoes June 4, 2019

Betard

When a person is being a tard

Goddamn that kid is a betard

Your driving is betarded

by Carter88 September 28, 2010