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betarded
(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".
My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.
Are you betarded?!?!
Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.
Can be used in the verb form as: betard
You are such a betard.
Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.
Are you betarded?!?!
Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.
Can be used in the verb form as: betard
You are such a betard.
Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.
betarded by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010
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Betarded
1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.
2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.
2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.
bearded expense
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
bearded bagpipes
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009
bearded clamshell
bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006
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