beeflog

The word derived from a middle school convo during break at the bathroom.

Dude I gotta drop a beeflog real quick lemme call you back!

by Bogie March 20, 2005

Swiss colony beef log

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

by symple jack April 1, 2009

beerlogged

Completely drunk and full of beer, to the point where your belly is bursting through your jeans. Excessive belching is also accompanied.

Guy 1: "Dude, what's up with Vanessa? How come her jeans are unbuttoned?"

Guy 2: "Can't you tell? She's beerlogged."

by Scotty McGeester July 15, 2010

Beeologist

One who studies bee's

You: "Do bee's bleed?"

Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"

Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."

by Darbii December 2, 2010

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

beeflord

Likes to ride butt-cheeks. A man that likes to be between someone's beefs.

That guy is such a beeflord.

I'd like to be that guy's beeflord.

I hate that beeflord

by not Byprest at all December 5, 2007