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Swiss colony beef log
Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
Swiss colony beef log by symple jack April 1, 2009
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beerlogged
Completely drunk and full of beer, to the point where your belly is bursting through your jeans. Excessive belching is also accompanied.
Guy 1: "Dude, what's up with Vanessa? How come her jeans are unbuttoned?"
Guy 2: "Can't you tell? She's beerlogged."
Guy 2: "Can't you tell? She's beerlogged."
beerlogged by Scotty McGeester July 15, 2010
Beeologist
You: "Do bee's bleed?"
Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"
Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."
Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"
Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."
Beeologist by Darbii December 2, 2010
beef log injection
beef log injection by Sex Ed November 26, 2006
BEEF LOG
n. pl. (BeefLogs)
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
BEEF LOG by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
beeflord
beeflord by not Byprest at all December 5, 2007
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