A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

A large piece of timber.

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Slang term for girls