A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?
"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
by El-Keter October 10, 2002
She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.
by whorrorshow May 04, 2007
by MuzlFlash September 01, 2003
Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
by bread infection November 29, 2009
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