The guy you see at the college sport house who looks like a mix of Zach galafanakis and your dad. Definitely eats too many Doritos locos tacos. Can be seen on the roof at a party drinking straight jack Daniels.
Friend one: Omg i just fucked a beef lord
Friend two: WTF is that
Friend one: idk but he thick and smells like old queso
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).