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The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
Bedbugs by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
Bedbugs by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

Check your bedbugs

„gn baby gorl, sleep well
„Check your bedbugs
Check your bedbugs by ClancyP January 24, 2026
Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens
Bedbug by ZMES August 27, 2019

BedBuster 

A raunchy song that inevitably stirs up “demon time😈” sexual energy that can destroy bed frames and mattresses.
“Bro, Trey Songz new album is full of bedbusters. It had me and Sharkeisha on demon time 😈 last night.”
BedBuster by Huncho kdubbie December 10, 2020