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Stephens 

A Stephens is, essentially, a micropenis, or, at the very least, a penis which is more than half bellend (glans).
Girl 1: He is sooo cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I bet he's got a proper Stephens.

Stephens 

This last name originated from Scotland. Most common in the United States Of America. The last name Stephens is said to be first recorded in England, in 1086. For the record, “Steven” is an American variant of the more traditional spelling “Stephen.” It's derived from Greek Στέφανος (Stéphanos), a first name from the Greek word στέφανος (stéphanos), meaning 'wreath, crown' and by extension 'reward, honor, renown, fame', from the verb στέφειν (stéphein), 'to encircle, to wreathe'
Person 1; "He's a Stephens"

Person 2; "Ahh, he must come from the old royalty line in Scotland".
Stephens by .osqueaker May 14, 2022

Stephens City, VA 

A small town in northern Virginia that is really not a city at all, but a tiny, boring, culture-less town. Tends to eat away at the souls of inhabitants until they can hardly picture leaving the monotony of the greater Winchester area. Made national news when some guy purposely blew up his house. T-Pain once came within six miles of town, when he visited the (equally monotonous and pathetic) Appleblossom Mall.

Also known as "the Gritty," "Stephens Gritty," and "shithole".
Little Girl: "Mommy, why does everyone in this Food Lion look like they have given up on life?"

Mom: "Because we're in Stephens City, VA, sweetie! If anyone offers you candy just start screaming."
Stephens City, VA by MCmastaCHIEF December 23, 2010

Stephens county high school 

A place in toccoa Georgia that is full of nothing but cousin fuckers and inbred babies. Who are usually being caught catching up on there nicotine or dip addictions. If you ever come to SCHS then be prepared to have a nicotine addiction or a dip addiction
John: Yo have you heard the news yet?
Blake: what news?
John: Jackson went to Stephens county High school and now he has a nicotine addiction
Blake: Damn I want one....

Stephens Squad 

A group of three weird girls. They usually like to dress up weird, wear brown face masks, and go around being annoying. But no matter what they are the closest of friends.
Stephens Squad put on brown face masks and brown and black coats.
Stephens Squad by ebok541 June 20, 2011

Stephens Elementary School 

(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh