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How real hoodlums say the word "bro" in Spartanburg SC.
by Bl34k February 21, 2018
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A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
by Startrekka February 03, 2010
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The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005
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Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.
This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!
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by cowlippedblowjob June 22, 2016
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Bre't is the name for a guy who is a really sweaty fortnite spam builder and player, Bre't will always try to get in your love life and personal business but for the most part is supportive. A Bre't will constantly have mood swings and like to get in trouble a lot. Bre't usually takes on the look of a sloth with big ears but sometimes a thirsty squirrel looking for a nut. If your name is Bre't your usually act loud and crazy. A Bre't is most likely to have a Stroke. If you have a Bre't in your life you will have a lot of laughs and fun times.
"Jeez why are you spam building? You're such a Bre't!"
by MoistBread83 January 17, 2019
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Noun, proper. "Bee-Ret"- A choad, a stalker. One who is sexually deprived and not quite down enough to obtain the infamous "B-Rad" status.
-Likes to have sex with retarded women and Neanderthals.
Oh damn B-ret why you huffin on dat gasoline?!

Man,don't pull a fuckin B-ret!
by T-Monzeys February 26, 2008
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A person who goes on speaking tours on subjects they aren't actually experts in.
"I really loved her presentation on Arachnids in New Guinea last year, but since she's gotten into dark ecology she's become a bit of a Bret"
by Critically September 30, 2014
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