by Bl34k February 20, 2018
A Wonderful best friend.
Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
by Startrekka February 3, 2010
by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005
Bret is awesome. Full stop. He turns bright red when you compliment him, tell a joke or make fun of him. It's really cute. People sometimes like to call him "Bert". He has glorious, red locks of hair that he uses to his advantage. If he had a spirit animal it would be Pikachu. Bert is kind, warm, dependable, funny, hard working and the kind of person you keep in your life for the long haul. He's good people.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
by cowlippedblowjob June 22, 2016
Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times
Bret is a nice man
by Johnathon mills August 3, 2019
A person who makes up fake stories about their life to make himself look more interesting. Then they make you feel like a bad person when you find out they were lying and confront them about it.
Bret: "One time my dad hit me with a train when I was 2, and I wore a cast for my arm and 3 band aids for 6 days. One time when I was 10, I got into a fight with 8 Navy Seals and won. I simply kicked every one of them in the balls, one by one. They all got a dishonorary discharge for getting beaten up by a child. I'm from Rome, Romania, and I used to eat Ramen noodles there all the time b/c they're an authentic Romanian dish. I spoke French, because that's the #1 most common language spoken there. Also, I'm adopted."
Person 1: "I don't think any of that is true . Also, isn't Rome in Italy?"
Bret: "You think I don't know about my own country? What would you know? You're just a stupid American."
Person 1: "Okay! I'm sorry."
Bret: "Billie Eilish asked me out once while I was in the gym. I said no, b/c I was dating Zendaya at the time. Once I was sent away to a poultry farm to live among the chickens in their tiny cages because my parents hated me. I had to share a cage with 50 roosters for 7 yrs, and the farmers almost turned me into chicken nuggets 8 times."
Person 1: "I feel like that's not true."
Bret: "Why would I lie about something like that? I'm trying to share a traumatic event with you & your 1st response is to question me and invalidate my experience?"
Person 1: "Uh.."
Bret: "I grew up my entire life as a homeless child, b/c my adopted parents have no jobs."
Person 1: "Your parents are literally brain surgeons."
Bret: "SHUT UP DYLAN!"
Person 1: "I don't think any of that is true . Also, isn't Rome in Italy?"
Bret: "You think I don't know about my own country? What would you know? You're just a stupid American."
Person 1: "Okay! I'm sorry."
Bret: "Billie Eilish asked me out once while I was in the gym. I said no, b/c I was dating Zendaya at the time. Once I was sent away to a poultry farm to live among the chickens in their tiny cages because my parents hated me. I had to share a cage with 50 roosters for 7 yrs, and the farmers almost turned me into chicken nuggets 8 times."
Person 1: "I feel like that's not true."
Bret: "Why would I lie about something like that? I'm trying to share a traumatic event with you & your 1st response is to question me and invalidate my experience?"
Person 1: "Uh.."
Bret: "I grew up my entire life as a homeless child, b/c my adopted parents have no jobs."
Person 1: "Your parents are literally brain surgeons."
Bret: "SHUT UP DYLAN!"
by therealoxforddictionary1 April 18, 2022
