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How real hoodlums say the word "bro" in Spartanburg SC.
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
by Startrekka February 03, 2010
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The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005
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a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.
girl 1: hey look at that thing wearing swim goggles and holding an onion. she's totally a bret.
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
by alpha kappa nunu July 18, 2020
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Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.
This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!
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Bret is awesome. Full stop. He turns bright red when you compliment him, tell a joke or make fun of him. It's really cute. People sometimes like to call him "Bert". He has glorious, red locks of hair that he uses to his advantage. If he had a spirit animal it would be Pikachu. Bert is kind, warm, dependable, funny, hard working and the kind of person you keep in your life for the long haul. He's good people.
Everyone wants a Bret/Bert in their lives.
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