How real hoodlums say the word "bro" in Spartanburg SC.
by Bl34k February 20, 2018
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A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
by Startrekka February 3, 2010
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Bret is awesome. Full stop. He turns bright red when you compliment him, tell a joke or make fun of him. It's really cute. People sometimes like to call him "Bert". He has glorious, red locks of hair that he uses to his advantage. If he had a spirit animal it would be Pikachu. Bert is kind, warm, dependable, funny, hard working and the kind of person you keep in your life for the long haul. He's good people.
Everyone wants a Bret/Bert in their lives.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005
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Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.
This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!
by cowlippedblowjob June 23, 2016
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Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times
Bret is a nice man
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A person who goes on speaking tours on subjects they aren't actually experts in.
"I really loved her presentation on Arachnids in New Guinea last year, but since she's gotten into dark ecology she's become a bit of a Bret"
by Critically September 30, 2014
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