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A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.
I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!
by MadamexXx February 24, 2009
Get the Private Dick mug.When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.
I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
Get the A Hostage Situation mug.After a meth, crack or heroin addict gets off habitual drug use, they gain a lot of weight in a hurry because the drug and not eating has slowed their metabolism down. Since their muscles have also deteriorated from this habit, they get a lot of untoned fat: ReFlab.
"First I went to Rehab, now I've gone to ReFlab!"
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the ReFlab mug.Testrisosterone is the hormone needed to play a mean game of Tetris along with an untreated case of OCD.
Everytime I hear that Russian music, I feel a wave of Tetrisosterone coming on!
My boyfriend is never horny, but has a case of Tetrisosterone. No wonder his hand is always sore!
I get aggressive while doing a jigsaw puzzle because I have Tetrisosterone.
My boyfriend is never horny, but has a case of Tetrisosterone. No wonder his hand is always sore!
I get aggressive while doing a jigsaw puzzle because I have Tetrisosterone.
by MadamexXx May 19, 2009
Get the Tetrisosterone mug.The real word is "converse," as "orientate" is really meant to be the word "orient." There is a difference between being creative and verbal rather than sounding stupid because you think you have game.
Guy: "I came over here to conversate and become orientated with you."
Girl: "WTF? I thought you just wanted to talk and get to know me better."
See you stupid that sounds? Please, for the love of God, stop saying that stupid shit. Don't you want to be somebody?
Girl: "WTF? I thought you just wanted to talk and get to know me better."
See you stupid that sounds? Please, for the love of God, stop saying that stupid shit. Don't you want to be somebody?
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
Get the Conversate mug.When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Calorie Cops mug.Pointing out an obese person and then arguing with the person you're with if that isn't the fattest person you've ever seen. The other person has always seen someone more fat. You don't always have to be making fun of this person. You can be feeling sorry for them. This is a favorite game with anorexics and people who are fatasses themselves.
Every time we leave the house, my man likes to go fat watching. If I'm not there, he likes to tell me on the phone how fat someone was he saw. Fat Watching is different than confronting someone about their weight or teasing them until they develop an eating disorder. It is strictly a third party game and almost as fun as looking for ghetto booty.
by MadamexXx February 18, 2009
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