MadamexXx's definitions

Fatastic

The buzz you get from taking diet pills. It almost makes being fat fun.

I was fatastic today the way I was zooming around the house cleaning, like a plus size tornado. I don't know if I lost any weight, but I feel so great I almost don't care.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Strapping Young Buck

A young, good-looking, and rather hot example of the male species who appears before the eyes of a lustful older woman.

Boss: "Why are you late?"
Cougar: "I got derailed by a strapping young buck."
Boss: "With antlers and everything?"

by MadamexXx March 10, 2009

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Gremlins

Children, who for some reason, have parents that can't give them enough attention. If you are kind to them, they'll come to your home, eat all your food, fuck up your property, test your sanity then go home pouting when you finally insist. Their parents are none the wiser. These kids usually tell really bad lies.

"There are some people I'd like to have over, but their kids are gremlins. It's not worth the headache."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Meth Mirror

Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).

Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

DarkMaskDiva

An underground writer who associates with liberals, revolutionaries and militants.

DarkMaskDiva is obsessed with irony.

by MadamexXx February 5, 2009