mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 07, 2005

mister

something that blows mist

there are misters in line at six flags

by ~Jason~ May 24, 2004

mister

To long for another;to feel empty without

I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!

by Little K and Big Willey April 29, 2008

Mister Mister

A male significant other, a male crush, a potential boyfriend or a male that you have kissed.

I can't wait for that Mister Mister that I've been flirting with at the coffee shop to ask me out.

by Ruby Wildflower March 22, 2011

Mister

Calling someone Mister or Mr in text or convo is a way of flirting or showing flirtation towards them in a playful way.

Hey Mister, what are you doing tonight?

This is a very flirtatious statement.

by Truth setter April 22, 2018

Mister Mister

The Drizzle's arch nemesis, whose alter ego is meatwad himself. Made popular by the adult swim show "aqua teen hunger force."
catch phrase: "When i get pissed, you get mist"

Mister Mister is meatwad's superhero form, not to be mistaken with his moon master uniform.

by Rich105 October 10, 2005