Illegal

1. Something that is just not okay.
2. When an otherwise mentally sound person does something inconceivably retarded.
3. A person whos social ineptitude is rarely paralleled.
4. A person who wears socks and sandals and believes there is nothing wrong with it.

Jake's reverse mullet is entirely illegal.

by Josh O'Neill May 29, 2007

Illegal

Not legal; punishable by law.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it was once illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 P.M.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Illegal

Under the age of consent for your state. Untouchable.

"Man, I wish I could hit that illegal over there."
"Dude, sixteen will get you twenty."

by jmodum90 April 8, 2008

Illegal

1) Something which against the law

2) A sick bird of prey.

1) "How about some crack" "No thanks, it's illegal"

2) "Some bird with diarrhea has ruined my car! By the size of it it must have been an Illegal!"

by Bradderschch May 18, 2010

Illegal

An unwell bird of prey

What is that?

It looks to be an illegal, we should take it to a vet immediately.

by The Definitionizer December 1, 2006

Illegal

someone who does illegal things

I ran with some illegals back in the day. It was tight as hell!!!!

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019

Illegal

Something or someone that is maximumly absurd or outrageous

That cat is ‘Illegal’ ; Jake is an illegally hot man

by Eeynooo September 28, 2021