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The Rebecca Black epidemic that has infected most of today's youth.

Black's new single, "Friday", went viral 5 days after being posted on a comedian's blog. The song itself is horribly written, composed and produced. Rebecca now has millions of views on youtube and has been twittered as much as Japan's crisis of 2011.

Wikipedia claims that her video is referred to as, "a youtube laughingstock" and there is not one critic that favors the song. Bottom line: she is famous for being shit at what she does.
Boy 1: Dude, did you hear about the song Friday?
Boy 2: What, that shit song where that girl can't choose what seat to take?
Boy 1: It's all over the internet, i want to burn my eyes out!
Boy 2: yeah man, it's the Black Plague.
by whatseatshoulditake March 17, 2011
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The black plague or black death was a disease epidemic that spread throughout Europe in the mid 14th century. This was mostly due to the bubonic plague. The disease traveled through rat flea bites. Symptoms such as headache, fever, and swelling of lymph nodes were common and sometimes bloody sputum. When the plague was over, 1/3 to 1/2 of the European population was killed. Deaths caused riots, harsher persecution of Jews, and religious fanatics that would go about punishing themselves. The result was a major factor in the beginning of the renaissance.
The most deadly plague in human history is the black plague.
by omgbutters August 15, 2011
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A disease that affects the mind, caused by listening to Rebecca Black too much and becoming a fan of her. Similar to Bieber Fever and usually fatal.
Guy 1: I'm in love with Friday! It's such an awesome song!

Guy 2: oh shit, the black plague has infected him. I suppose there's only one way to save him now *cocks shotgun*
by bobertman April 07, 2011
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A burning, unquenchable desire to have sex with a black person. Similar to Yellow Fever in that it is a racial sexual affinity.

Warren: I feel like stealing the pants from hot black girls.

JohnFitzgibbonsIII: You got the black plague.

Warren: I do.
by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 04, 2006
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trying to be black. also, trying to adapt to the black culture by
1. eating chicken
2. wearing fubu
3. working at McDonalds.
4. wathcing black women in porn
Jim: how do you know i have the black plague?

Fred: you're wearing a burger king employee shirt...
by thedirtysanchez September 30, 2004
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When a sudden sick feeling inhibits ones body, immediately after hearing a song by Rebecca Black.
Its Feeeeryyyy-day, feeerrryy-day, BARFFFFFF I got the Black Plague
by macgandr215 March 23, 2011
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A phenomena that has infected much of today's youth and other innocents into acting like the typical nigger. Symptoms include: Listening to rap, wearing pants that show underwear, obsessing over pricey sneakers, playing basketball, stealing items from stores or homes, dancing like a retard, using the nigger's dialect, misusing the word nigger (heard as "nigga") as a "friendly" term among peers, graffiti, gay bashing, disloyalty to cops, and misogyny. This is a very lethal infestation, known causes of death being drug overdose, gunshot wounds, and high blood pressure (from eating all that chicken and waffles). This plague is not limited to blacks, one famous example being Eminem, a very dangerous white infectee orwigger. The Black Plague is typically distributed by rap and peer influence. The infectees have distinct appearances that separate them from model citizens: "chains," cornrows, hoodies, pricey sneakers, drooping pants, and a monkey-like walk. Redzones for most of those with the plague are Georgia, D.C., New York, Alabama, Louisiana, and the west coast of the U.S., but in reality, the infestation is not limited to one specific place. Known ways of repelling the Black Plague carriers are donning police uniforms, carrying around job applications, avoiding conversation with the infectees, and being within bounds of police stations, colleges, and courthouses. There is no way to rid of the Black Plague, but all we can do is hope that the plague dies over time.
Man 1: Ted, you ok?
Man 2 (Ted): No, my grandson died the other day and I'm going to his funeral.
Man 1: Oh my God, thats terrible! What happened...
Ted: He... He got the Black Plague.
Man 1: *gasps* Oh... Oh God, I'm so sorry! How long did he have it?
Ted: A few weeks. He was shot by the cops for trying to carjack his history teacher.
Man 1: Wait, he didn't get the Black Plague I was thinking of?
Ted: No. The one with the rap music and stuff.
Man 1: So? What the Hell're you weeping for? He deserved it!
Ted: ... Y'know, come to think about it, I should send that cop a Christmas card or something.
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