A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.
Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)
Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)
by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023
by ZMES August 27, 2019
by Dante_ck November 3, 2016
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
by Filiaci November 23, 2007
Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.
by Benbo Baggins July 19, 2005
The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. March 29, 2011
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009