Bedbuge 

A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.

Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)

“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???”
“It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”

Bedbuge by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023

Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.

Bedbug by ZMES August 27, 2019

Bedbugger 

A guy who comes to your house, packs up all your junk, sticks it in his big, fat moving truck (in a very orderly fashion), drives it across the country (or town), unpacks it and then has a beer.

Oh man, I hate moving! I'm gonna call up that bald headed bedbugger so my junk won't get wrecked.

Bedbugger by cathintheriver July 1, 2010

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

Bedbug by Dante_ck November 3, 2016

bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.

bedbug by Filiaci December 25, 2007

bedbugs 

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

bedbugs by Benbo Baggins August 8, 2005

Bedbugs 

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.

Bedbugs by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011