Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.

by ZMES August 27, 2019

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

by Dante_ck November 03, 2016

Bedbug

A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Bedbug

Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT

Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row

by Pinky Buster September 10, 2017

bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.

by Filiaci November 23, 2007

bedbugs

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

by Benbo Baggins July 19, 2005

Bedbugs

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.

by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. March 29, 2011