Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens
by ZMES August 27, 2019
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A man that thinks of nothing but sex.
Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT
Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row
by Pinky Buster September 10, 2017
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Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night
Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!
by Dante_ck November 3, 2016
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A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
by Filiaci November 23, 2007
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They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
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The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. March 29, 2011
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