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The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
Bedbugs by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
Bedbugs by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

Check your bedbugs

„gn baby gorl, sleep well“
„Check your bedbugs“
Check your bedbugs by ClancyP January 24, 2026
Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens
The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.
Bedbug by ZMES August 27, 2019

BedBuster 

A raunchy song that inevitably stirs up “demon time😈” sexual energy that can destroy bed frames and mattresses.
“Bro, Trey Songz new album is full of bedbusters. It had me and Sharkeisha on demon time 😈 last night.”
BedBuster by Huncho kdubbie December 10, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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