Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Bernardes

Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!

Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!

by wizard of words April 6, 2009

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010