taft

fat, bloated, chubby, plump, round

Derives from the name of 27th President, William Howard Taft, who once got stuck in a bathtub because of how taft he was.

"Jerin, stop eating so fast! You will become taft if you continue to eat like that."

by AnToMr February 21, 2014

taft

A fat jolly judge that with a big waxed moustasche that greets people by saying "How do ya do!".

The taft wobbled his way to the court room

by Optomon October 31, 2003

taft

the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack

careful of my taft

by ak_surfer October 21, 2003

taft

"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.

"Hey ma, are we home yet?

"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."

Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

Real sign. Real people. Taft, California

by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009

taft

a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.

nick fessenden is taft's coolest student.

by the one who knows March 05, 2004

taft

There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads

taft has more drug bust than bakersfield and field workers

by neilnbob June 18, 2009

taft

referred to like a stallion; a tall and handsome man. typically Sicilian. Usually spoils other people... especially the ladies. Also usually carries wads of cash and has money in the bank. Drawback is the large ego that comes with being a Taft.

Small towns can only handle one Taft at a time.

by redddd headdd February 04, 2010