Hard-working and just hard in general. A Bayardo puts his family first- always. He is traditional in his beliefs to be a provider and can be stubborn at times. However, he can work a room with his smile and has a heart of gold. Bayardo will always be willing to help those less fortunate than he is. Bayardo has had a tough life, but accepts it as it is and never complains. If you ever meet a Bayardo he will immediately win your trust with his genuine personality. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Bayardo- never doubt his loyalty.
Bayardo is a selfless lover and will make any woman wish they could spend all their hours in bed with him.
He’s always working so that we can get a bigger place to live- he’s a Bayardo.
Like a typical Bayardo, he has sent me flowerstwice this month!
A perfect person that never make mistakes. He or she is alway kind, compassionate and caring and can always be depended on. It is an honor to be a Bayard because they are destined for greatness and riches. They are also as beautiful as kind. everyboyd wants some.
The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*