NHS

As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.

The NHS may be a bit rubbish, but at least it's always going to be there in an emergency.

by Stivlobits May 27, 2009

NHS

No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Cambo?
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.

by schulson March 11, 2018

NHS

I was nominated for it but I didn't want to do community service so I didn't do it.

NHS is for nerds like me and your mom.

by lick dicker May 4, 2003

NHS

the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.

The NHS is the worst league ground in history

by AFCW April 24, 2004

NHS

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

NHS

National Honors Society

Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.

Were you inducted into the NHS?
- No, I wasn't accepted.

by Deb'do October 18, 2015

NHS

your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.

Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."

by Dia Spora April 13, 2020