As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.
The NHS may be a bit rubbish, but at least it's always going to be there in an emergency.
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No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Cambo?
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.
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the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.
The NHS is the worst league ground in history
by AFCW April 24, 2004
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National Honors Society

Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.
Were you inducted into the NHS?
- No, I wasn't accepted.
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UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society
Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS
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1. Shorthand for "no homo" a term popularized by rappers such as Cam'ron.

2. Shorthand for "nice hand" a term commonly used at online poker sites such as Party Poker.
1. That dude can suck my dick (NH).

2. Damn, trip Aces? NH!
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