As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.
by Stivlobits May 27, 2009
No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Cambo?
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.
by schulson March 11, 2018
by lick dicker May 04, 2003
UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society
by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020
the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.
by AFCW April 24, 2004
National Honors Society
Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.
Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.
Were you inducted into the NHS?
- No, I wasn't accepted.
- No, I wasn't accepted.
by Deb'do October 18, 2015
your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.
Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."
by Krkič April 13, 2020