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a male who pursues very young females with sexual or realtionshipal intent

Also see: Nick Walker
Al Miyashiro, the 17 years old who made out with an eighth grader, is a bayardo.
bayardo by Anonymous March 27, 2003
Hard-working and just hard in general. A Bayardo puts his family first- always. He is traditional in his beliefs to be a provider and can be stubborn at times. However, he can work a room with his smile and has a heart of gold. Bayardo will always be willing to help those less fortunate than he is. Bayardo has had a tough life, but accepts it as it is and never complains. If you ever meet a Bayardo he will immediately win your trust with his genuine personality. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Bayardo- never doubt his loyalty.

Bayardo is a selfless lover and will make any woman wish they could spend all their hours in bed with him.
He’s always working so that we can get a bigger place to live- he’s a Bayardo.

Like a typical Bayardo, he has sent me flowers twice this month!
Bayardo by Switlick March 4, 2022
A perfect person that never make mistakes. He or she is alway kind, compassionate and caring and can always be depended on. It is an honor to be a Bayard because they are destined for greatness and riches. They are also as beautiful as kind. everyboyd wants some.
oohh loook at that succesfull and sexy bayard
bayard by Miss Bayard May 17, 2008

Bayardelle 

A person of very limited intellect who will not befriend someone of a different faith unless it is to try to convert them.
I see Dave sitting along eating lunch. Perhaps if I go over and say hello, i can eventually Bayardelle him.
Bayardelle by Tootzie March 2, 2009

Chef Boyardots 

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Chef Boyardots by YAWA October 27, 2021
A dense, mean, very stupid individual. Used in Washington State. Possibly related to the city of Ballard.
You don’t talk to me like that, you big balardo.
balardo by RazorEm December 15, 2017
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