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Batterie 

Batterie is a ship from the indie game OFF, made in 2003 and translated from french to english in 20011 made by Unproductive Fun Time and developers consisting of Martin Georis ("Mortis Ghost") and Alias Conrad Coldwood. It has gotten a sizable attraction from social media and public for it’s storyline, characters. The Batter is on a mission to “purify“ the world of OFF. The gameplay of Off is similar to that of classic RPGs.

Zacharie is the game's item vendor, buying and selling items to and from The Batter. His shop is the only one in the game, and he often shows up in new areas or shortly before difficult fights. Zacharie is largely amicable and optimistic, as he laughs when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the company of The Batter and of those around him. Zacharie and The Batter are often seen interacting since he sells items to The Batter, providing him with items, giving him clues, etc.

During the OFF anniversary stream, Mortis Ghost stated that Zacharie would smoke weed, dab, and is either a Capricorn or a Cancer.He also mentioned that in an alternate universe, Zacharie and the Batter could be in a romantic relationship, meaning that Zacharie is likely not heterosexual. And this lead fans to do the internet slang term of “Ship “ two characters, Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television, etc.) to be in a romantic relationship.
man 1: have you heard of Batterie?
man2: wow you ship that? fuckin loser
man 1: oh
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batterie ass 

one who's ass just keeps going and going
batterie ass by hughbie 40 February 29, 2004

batterie pour portable

Remplacement de cbatterie.com fabriqués à partir de haute qualité Li-ion , Quoique notre batterie ne soit pas l'original, il est fabriqués pour satisfaire ou dépasser les spécifications du fabricant de marque d'origine, vous pouvez être assuré d'acheter .
En Ligne Vente De haute qualité batterie pour portable, Batterie pour ordinateur portable , Batterie/Chargeur/Adaptateur/Alimentation laptop, prix bas, 30% de réduction,Remboursement de 30 jours, 2 ans de garantie.

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date
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