batteried 

When a girl has sex with several men one after the other.

She got batteried six in a line,
I believe thats not a good sign.

batteried by Katieeeeeeeeez September 9, 2007

Batteried 

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried

"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"

Batteried by Charizards November 1, 2011

D Batteried 

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

D Batteried by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

battied 

Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.

John just battied Christine's lovely behind.

battied by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007