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A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.
Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
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