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asswerted 

Announcing with gravitas and feigned authority that something is a fact with the express purpose of demanding the listener buy the facade of the speaker's fantastical persona. Broadcasting a statement while intending to build an image and simultaneously diminish others.
He asswerted that people who didn't reverse their cars into parking spaces were entirely incapable of planning ahead in anything.

He asswerted so often, claiming expertise in areas in which he had no experience; his managers would sometimes opt to expose him to the consultants embarrass him. They had hoped the experience would restrain his daily grandiosity.

He asswerted that he knew FAR more than ALL the staff put together!

She asswerted her niece's boyfriend is a bad person, because her brother-in-law didn't like the young man.

He asswerted he knew more about the aircraft and how it was used than anyone else while watching a military aviation documentary alongside a USAF combat veteran (who had actually flown on the aircraft being discussed). He continued to loudly asswert over others whenever they'd offer their experiences.
asswerted by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020
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A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

assorted 

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)
The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!
assorted by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assorted Nuts 

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs