assweed 

A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.

You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!

assweed by Boudewijn November 4, 2003

dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.

Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.

dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

asswedge 

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.

"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"

asswedge by crushschmoe April 5, 2009

assweeble 

One who weeble's the ass.

David Roth is an assweeble.

assweeble by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003

ass weed 

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green

example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.

ass weed by N53Nick May 13, 2009

assweep 

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.

I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.

assweep by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007

asswedge 

1. An idiot.

2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"

3. A more severe version of "foof."

"Don't be such an asswedge."

asswedge by Ranger77 August 25, 2006