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dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015
asswedge
A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.
asswedge by crushschmoe April 5, 2009
assweeble
assweeble by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003
ass weed
When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit
Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
assweep
A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.
I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.
assweep by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007
asswedge
1. An idiot.
2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"
3. A more severe version of "foof."
2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"
3. A more severe version of "foof."
"Don't be such an asswedge."